Saturday, January 14, 2012

Cannibalism and Airplane Accident and Gunfire and Virtual Reality and Society

It was a dark stormy night.
Mr.G was heading to Mexico for Mexican food research. He was asleep peacefully inside the airplane. Suddenly the airplane shook really hard.Then the airplane started to fall down.
Suddenly he saw a illusion.


A man was in a room. the eletricity was out. There were some strange noises.
Especially from the bathroom. The man was rich and the bathroom was as big as usual person's house and it was creepy. He couldn't go in because there was no eletricity but he really needed it so he went in there..
The man couldn't see anything. Creepy sounds continued . Then he felt a hand on his shoulder. He turned slowly.....



Mr G escaped with his own para shoot, however he fell in a empty sea.and there was no land detected.his cellphone was wet so it didn't work.
So he started to swim.He swam for a long time. He was exhausted and his feet was already numb.He sank,


He saw 2 red lights flying towards him. He was so scared that he ran around like a mad bull and he fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in a very creepy room with a rifle besides him.

and he came up again, and sank again, and did that many times.
He was breathing hard, and his heart was beating really fast. He needed rest he needed land. Finally, he saw a land, so he swam toward it, excited. He finally got to the island, and crawled to the seashore, and fell asleep like he was dead.

He woke up tomorrow, or maybe the day after tomorrow. He didn't knew how long he slept. He woke up, and checked what he had. He had a wet cellphone, a wet leather wallet. He was so upset so he threw away all the stuff into the sea and walked away. He walked  and walked. Suddenly, he heard some screaming. He went to the place where the sound was coming, and found a tribe eating meat wildly. He was glad that he found a human being. However as he looked carefully, he found out something strange. He found out human leg, finger, and skull on the dump of meat. They were cannibals.      
Very shocked Mr G ran away, but he was so freaked out so that he didn't saw the tree, so he hit the tree with his head, and fainted.


" Hmm... am I still dreaming? He looked at the rifle. "I'm dreaming surely". He said. Then he heared a voice.
"You are not dreaming" "you are dreaming inside a dream". The voice said.



When he woke up he felt warm. It was cozy, but something made him dizzy. He also heard someone saying
"Waga Wga dededo drogba"
Then he realized that he is now captured by the cannibals and that he is being roasted , tied backwards.
"Oh my gooooo......

"What?!" "Wake me up! Wake me up!" The man shouted in horror.Then from his back, a rifel hit him and the poor man fell asleep yet again....


......oooood!!What on Earth are you doing to me!"




Mr. G opened his eyes.
He stood up.
And he walked towards the door weakly, and fell on the floor again.














It was a starry night with a half moon. A man named G  and a women named Mary were living in a small wooden house. Ellison suggested about chain talking. So, Ellison started.

  It was a dark yet bright night. The night was starry with a half moon. The win blew gently, and the fog was drifting slowly.

  A small wooden house was built high up in the mountains. A small family was living in the small house. They family consisted of a mother, a father, and a young daughter.

 
Then, Mary sipped some hot cocoa and continued.
 
  A family was living happily. The father was cutting down trees and catching fish. The mother was collecting berries and the family were eating delicious things for dinner. Their daughter was 3 years old, but she had a very serious disease. Her mom and dad went to the hospital, but the doctor just said that there is no medicine for that specific disease! The parents were so sad and disappointed.
  
  Mary ate one brownie and continued.

  One day, the daughter was just left alone at the house. She was lying at the floor, crying and there was no one to comfort her. She crawled to the door but then she hit her head at the sharp edge of the door.
  
  She cried and cried. Fortunately, the mother returned with lots of bunches of berries.
  "Oh, my cute daughter. What happened to you?"
  "Mama! If I do..."

  Of course, she was 3 years old! But she pointed to the head and the mother found out the blood on her head. The mother called the father and together, they went to the hospital.
 
  Their minds sank deeply when the doctor said, "Unfortunately, this girl has serious injury in her brain and she's using all her life and strength to learn knowledge. She will be a genius, but after 820 days, she will be sadly... dead."
 
   G continued, eating one sugar cookie and a cup of hot cocoa.
 The mother and father cried. The doctor felt sorry for them, so he told them the dangerous but the only cure. When the parents heard this cure, both of them were very shocked. The cure was trying the first peculiar brain surgery! And the chance to live was 50%! They might have to sacrifice their child. However, they gave the child to the doctor and prayed for the god to help them.

  After one day, the doctor went to the parents and congratulated them. The child was alive! Also, she was a genius! From then on, the parents lived happily ever after with the genius child. The child grew and grew and grew and became a very beautiful woman. She married a very rich man and lived happily.

   G yawned. Mary dozed. Together, they fell into sleep.

 



 Mr G crawled desperately to the door.
However he failed to oped the door, and fainted again.






 
Today is a last day of the school. All of the sixth graders should say "Goodbye." Maybe, today will be the last chance to play and talk with our friends. To celebrate the graduation, G  decided to have a pajama party in Do Kyung's house.
    Do Kyung's house was huge and beautiful like a castle. It had a big gate and garden full of flowers, like the house I saw in the comics. The inside of the house was more amazing. So we ran in to the house. We went to Do Kyung's room, and it was all pink! Do Kyung's room was a pink world! It was fulled of pink stuffs. A pink bed with pink pillow, pink dolls, pink bed, and pink wallpapers. It was all pink. They sat on a pink chair with a pink cushion. They wore pink clothes from Do Kyung's pink closet. They ate pink chocolate and drank pink orange juice in a pink cup. Time passed really fast. So, they slept in a huge pink bed all together.
    Next day, they woke up. Surprisingly, their body was turned into pink. They were astonished and screamed. "Oh My God!!!!!!!! What happened to my body?!" They ran out of the house but the whole world was also pink. They were so shocked.
   The fire was pink and the water was pink. People couldn't believe that the pink water was safe. So, nobody tried to drink the water. Long time passed and one day, an old man said "I will die anyway so, I'm going to drink the water." Then, the amazing thing happened! The old man became baby again.

Excited, and surprised, G drank a lot of water so be became a baby, but he got younger and younger so he finally was gone.















Mr.G tried to catch the door nob, but he failed. He tried again, and finally, he was able to open the door.
He escaped from the room, full of  virtual reality.

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Whacky Web Tales



Whacky Web Tales!










The S Twister

silly salamander swam swiftly on the shoe.


The H Twister

The hexagonalhierarchical hotel hooked with a huge, horrible hut.










An Ode

Radio Announcer: Thank you for tuning in today. We are here in Anyang to celebrate National Poetry Month. In just a moment, the nation's poet laureate,O Sama Bin Laden, will read a poem about a(n) computer. And here is O Sama Bin Laden.
O Sama Bin Laden: Thank you, everyone. This is a very crazy poem I wrote about a(n) computer.
An Ode to a(n) computer
The computer is as big as a(n) building.
It reminds me of small frogs eating.
O, the computer. O, the computer!
What do wild people think when they see you for the first time?
Perhaps they know there are happy days ahead.
O, the computer. O, the computer!
For some, you are inhumane, but for others, you are illogical.
If we are crunching, we pause when we think of you.
May you always kick.
O, the computer. O, the computer!
The end.
Radio Announcer: On behalf of the poets, thank you for crying.












The Wandering Woolly Mammoth

Many, many years ago there lived a woolly mammoth named Jeff. This woolly mammoth was not like the other mammoths. He didn't want to hunt maggots. Even though he had a really bigtiny coat of hair, he hated the cold. He dreamed of living in warmer places.
One day, his dream came true. He thought he took a short winter's nap, but when he awoke, almost all the ice around him was gone, and he was surrounded by grass and tails. He had hibernated for16487478565165964816518641165484652165 years!
Jeff decided to go explore his new neighborhood. Where his cave used to be, now there was a(n) 1-story building with smelly windows and disgustingdoors!
He tried to get inside, but the doorman wouldn't let him in, saying, “No humanallowed!”
He didn't know what human were, but he knew he was afraid of them.
Feeling a bit confused, he wandered around until he saw a sign that said “Zoo.” It smelled like his friends, so he decided to punch in. He found a section called lizards, and they seemed to be very friendly animals, so he made himself right at home. The zookeepers discovered him, and they were happy to see him. They brought him big buckets of pumpkinslettuses, andcarrots. He finally felt at home!



Tuesday, January 3, 2012

diamante poem



CHARLIE BIT ME
CUTE  FLUENT
SCREAMING   LAUGHING   COMPLAINING
CHARLIE  FINGER    REBECCA BLACK  ANTI-FANS
PARTYING   DANCING   DRIVING
EXCITING  DELINQUENT
FRIDAY


diamante poem

I WROTE THIS WITH ANGER AND PAIN AND SADNESS



4 MILLION WON
UNAFFORDABLE  HUGE
STRUGGLING   STRESSING   PRESSURING
GLPS   PAYMENT     FREEDOM OF SPEECH  PUNISHMENT
VIOLATING    MEMORIZING     TIME RUSHING
ANNOYING  NOTORIOUS
EOP


Thursday, December 29, 2011

Horrible History - Aztec foods

I read a book Horrible History Angry - Aztecs, and I am interested in foods so I am going to write about Aztec foods. Aztecs are also called central american indians, and the lived in a land now called Mexico. The mayans lived near the Aztecs, and the mayans are the one who said that the world will end in dec.22, 2012. They had many strange cultures, but the most strange thing is the foods they ate.

There are some important Aztec foods, which affects modern foods.
1.spices - chilli pepper and curry
2.corns - popcorns, cornflakes
3.pumpkins - jack o lanterns
4.cacao - chocolate
5.turkey
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They also had famous foods
tortillas
quesadillas
burritos


Now the most disgusting foods in the world

1.Toads - they had poison on their skin, so the Aztecs used skin as drugs
2.Lizards - they were hrd to catch, but very tasty
3.Ants - Aztecs ate them as snacks
4.Frogs - safer than toads, tastier than toads
5.Larva
6.Humans - warriors ate enemys after the fight ; they thought it gives them power to fight again
BONUS - mayans ate maggots   they sent children to get the nest of mud wasps
and inther was fresh young wasps(maggots),and they heated the nest and the maggots crawled out, and the mayans could have a hot crunchy snack

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Nice to Meet You All & Things About Me

Welcome to "The Bloggers"  Here you will find many interesting things about me. But be carefull. One of them is a lie. Ill tell you which one is a lie in my next post.Get ready and let's start.


 IMPORTANT THINGS ABOUT ME
1.I LIVE IN KOREA
  Korea is a wonderful country! It is in the north east of  Asia. For more information, press this
2.I AM SIXTH GRADER IN KOREAN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.
  I am 13 years old in Korea, which means I will be 12 in USA.
3.I LOVE MOVIES
  I really like watching movies and  I am dreaming of a movie director for my job. My favorite movie director is George Lucas. I like him because of the movie Star Wars. I am surprised by his imagination and his attempt for a new genre, even at 1977,when the computer graphics and science were not developed much. And I think that it helped alot on the development of film industry.
4.I  THINK SLEEPNG IS A WASTE OF TIME.
 We can do many things in the time we sleep. I sleep because I'll die if I don't, but I wish I didn't had to sleep.
5.NUMBER 3 IS A LIE.